So Much Drama at RPDR – You Better WERK in ‘Dragopolis’


So Much Drama!

No, it’s not what happens the Sunday morning after a wild night at your local LGBTQ* club. It’s the name of a game development studio who has been more than helpful getting the inaugural GaymerX off the ground. I’m like, that’s awesome! A game designer and backing GaymerX? How can one man be so fierce?

Then I found out they’re linked up with RuPaul, and I was like, “Oh hunty, I better WERK.”


Fans of the reality show, beat those faces, because all the glitz, glamor, theatrics, and tucking of the hit show RuPaul’s Drag Race comes to the App Store in the new game RuPaul’s Drag Race: Dragopolis. The mobile game, a fabulous twist on the runner-game genre, places players in the role of one of the most sickening drag queens around, when suddenly, the set of RuPaul’s Drag Race is invaded by the Evil Drag Queen Apocalypstyk, who kidnaps RuPaul’s super hot Pit Crew!

Oh… no… she DI-N’T.

Players will be able to put the real realness on their ferocious hunty with fierce wigs, outfits, even their own face, as they will need to muster up all the charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent they can as they race, jump, and claw their way to the main stage, all while serving up polish for the cameras on the runway.

Plus, best quote EVAAAAAAAR: someone asked what the best part of Dragopolis would be, and RuPaul responded, “I’ve enjoyed playing with myself for years, and now Drag Race fans can too.”

Gamers can be Supermodels of the World for free on May 6 by downloading Dragopolis from the App Store. If that wasn’t fierce enough, additional missions with Drag Race fan favorites Pandora Boxx, Yara Sofia, and Manila Luzon can be purchased from the App Store for 99 cents each.

If this sounds like fun and you have an iOS device, give it a try! The game is free to download, so why not? Let’s support those who support gaymers and specifically GaymerX. Gurl, don’t be a booger.

Kevin’s Broken Gaydar

The Stranger: Broken Gaydar

**The following article does NOT represent GaymerConnect, its affiliates, or of any of the character’s parent companies.  It’s really just a little comedy article from somebody with poor taste.  Kevin is really just a lonely, sad little man with a comedian’s brain that dreams of people liking him.  Enjoy!**


My gaydar is some of the strongest you might ever meet.  Sometimes, it seems like everybody around me is gay… businessmen are checking out my ass, business women are completely ignoring me, and I’m sure there are others.  But after I was approached to break open the closet on certain popular characters (for which I have MASSIVE amounts of truthful, factual evidence), my first reaction was to say no.  I don’t think outing anybody is nice or helpful, and it can only go to hurting everyone involved in the process.

And then I was offered a baby-sized Cadbury Cream Egg.  I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THEY CAME IN BABY SIZE!  And with that kind of bribe, I’ll out whoever you want!

Today, I’ve got a grand total of three characters so deep in the closet, Narnia has to go into their closets to find them.  And they’re wearing somebody else’s closet’s feather boas.  If you feel me wrong, please feel free to correct me.  Except you won’t be able to.  Because of the logic and self-evident facts and powerful, powerful gaydar involved in discovering them.

1. Luigi (Super Mario series)

Only one of the gays could possibly be so happy to NOT be with a woman.

C’mon, Luigi is TOTALLY gay.  He never has a girlfriend (that Daisy is nothing more than a beard), he’s always has to be around his brother, and the only times he has adventures on his own he has to be surrounded by Toads a-la Luigi’s Mansion.  Plus, he’s got the whole concept of “color blocking” down with the green and blue.

He’s also constantly surrounding himself with smaller Toads (which we all know are totally tiny dudes) in the few games he’s been the star of.  He’s been seen with them running around and falling all over him in both Luigi’s Mansion titles, and all that tells me is that he likes his men at a certain… *cough* height.

2. Mega Man (Mega Man series)

“I told you, I’m TOTALLY not gay. Just ask me… totally straight. I just like rainbows and armor pimping, that’s not gay!”

Who’s the only girl in Mega Man’s life?  His sister Roll (and the mermaid chick from MM10, but she’s a robot, doesn’t count*).  Everybody else in those games is a dude.  And not just any dudes, but a wide variety of intricately-dressed, colorful, dare I say flamboyant dudes.  Cloud Man has obviously got a thing for the man-bot, and it didn’t look like ol’ Megs was fighting his hardest at any given point against Guts Man.  Ooooohhhhh Guts Man, always flexing like the gym-trolling behemoth he is.  You just know they’re bumping robot uglies.  The horrors Rush has told me about personally make even my oil can feel like a whore.

3. Kirby (Kirby series)

Do I need to add ANYTHING to this image?

How can Kirby NOT be gay?  HE’S PINK AND SUCKS EVERYTHING UP.  He’s powered up by friggin’ LOLLIPOPS.  When he was trying to first make his mark on the Game Boy he was only in black and white, but once he started making it big?  TOTAL rainbow queen.  I mean, if he’s not queer as a three-dollar bill, where is there a lady-version of the pink blobby variety?  Even Pac-Man – a yellow mostly-a-circle monster – had a lady version with a bow and lipstick (though I still think Pac’s just cross-dressin’), who does Kirby have?  Just more cutesy animals to try and MURDER him for being so colorful.

In a way, he’s the Rock Hudson of the video game world… minus the abs.  And the chiseled… everything that Rock Hudson had.

If there’s anybody you’d like me to explore, leave a comment or let me know on GaymerConnect and I’ll do the appropriate research.  THE TRUTH SHALL BE SET FREE!


*I know Roll’s a robot.  But it’s funnier the way I heard that said in my head.

Brett’s “Gaymer Q&A”: When did nerdy become cool?

**Hello again Gaymers, it’s Brett, your fearless conductor of a fancy blog train barreling headlong toward Issue Town and Frivolity-burg, and you’re here for the fourth installment this little ongoing series called Gaymer Q&A, which well delve deep into the rich world of Gaymer life and culture.  Also jokes! In short, it will fall somewhere between a long measured stare at a Jackson Polluck painting and a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRR!.  Enjoy! Opinions of this blog post do not necessarily reflect those of GaymerConnect and are my own, a cis-gendered gay male who is also a dervish of declension and conjurer of conjugation with a million hit points and maximum charisma.**

Q: When did “nerdy” become cool?

A:  It’s been about a decade now since it became fashionable for just about every celebrity, model, sports star, and adorably quirky girl to proclaim that they are “nerdy” at times.  But this certainly wasn’t always the case.

During the 80’s, there were any number of movies and TV shows that cashed in on a generation’s fascination with video games (ones other than Pong.)

Take this Goonies-esque movie starring a young Fred Savage, The Wizard, where a bunch of kids go on a road trip to win some big video game competition by playing Mario 3.

Two things:

1) When the hell did trailers basically show the entire plot of the movie?

2) The “wizard” kid in the movie gets the whistle in Mario 3 stage 1-3 by ducking on those white blocks, falling behind the screen and running to the end.  Without ever playing the game before?  I call super mega bullshit.

But this movie gives you the impression that not only are video games cool, but you should want to be cool badly enough to buy some ridiculous crap like the Nintendo Power Glove.



Now contrast that with the classic goof-around movie Revenge of the Nerds, where I’m pretty sure they also play that godawful “It’s Hip to Be Square” song.  See the clip below for John Goodman screaming “NERDS!” at the top of his lungs.

The nerds are by no means cool, and having a movie where the nerds are the protagonists was just another way for Hollywood in the 80’s to produce a movie where scrappy unlikely underdogs win out at the end of the day (also montages!).

As the 90’s came along, video games weren’t so new anymore, and the adults who had considered it ok to have “Pac-man fever” had started to have kids.  Those kids weren’t as interested in their parents’ old cabinet arcade games, theirs was the age of the NES and SNES, of GameBoy and GameGear, and crazy offshoots like Jaguar64 and Virtual Boy.

And sure there were movies involving video game IPs, but they were direct translations of what the video games would be like if played by live action actors.  Between 1993 and 1995, “Generation Y” kids were treated to the following adaptations of their favorite games: Mortal Kombat, Super Mario Bros.Double Dragon, and Street Fighter.

Here’s the theatrical trailer for Mortal Kombat, and I think the soundtrack is possibly one of the finest for any video game movie.

So gaming itself wasn’t cool, and the stories in games were only really cool when someone took them and and splattered them all over the big screen with some funky special effects.  If you were an adult in the 90s, it is unlikely that you heard anyone bragging about their prowess in Final Fantasy Tactics, but if you were a kid, you probably dreamt of going on Nick Arcade.

I grew up in the 90’s, so I got the better part of that experience.  Almost all of my friends played video games, and being a gamer didn’t mean you were a nerd.  I’m almost certain that no actors or famous models were copping to playing Sega in their spare time, although I do like to imagine that Claudia Schiffer was playing Shinobi instead of doing a rail of coke off her photographer’s unit.  (Ms. Schiffer, if you’re reading, I don’t mean that. Call me!)

Claudia Schiffer


To sum it up a little clearer, here’s a the breakdown:


Playing video games -> cool

Being a nerd/underdog -> kinda cool


Watching video game adaptations -> cool

Being a nerd/underdog -> not so cool


Now in the year 20XX, we live in a strange new world where every mildly popular guy or gal will drop a video game reference to up their cute nerd quotient.  Internet lists like this article, help to promote the idea that actors, rappers, and even some chick from America’s Next Top Model are gamers with some “cred” (puke).

Look at this equation below for an explanation:


At some point in the 2000s, celebrities realized “holy poop nuggets, EA made like 10 kajillion dollars last quarter!” and decided they too needed some of that video game moolah.  Thus, it became a thing to publicly voice your support for things like Madden, Halo, WoW, and the Sims.


I don’t mean to make this all about money either.  Although the degree to which actors and celebrities have been interviewed about their gaming or nerdy sides has certainly increased in the last 10 years, the variety of more easily accessible games has increased as well.  We now walk around with smart phones that are far more powerful than those heavy grayish-beige plastic boxes that we put other smaller plastic slabs into in the 90s in order to play games.  It makes sense that things like Angry Birds, Words with Friends, and just about any Zynga game have served to bring more of the general populace into the gamer fold.  People like this girl.



So because games are now not only embraced by celebs but also widely accessible via your iPhone or Samsung Galaxy Nexus Axiom Quasar SS (coming Q3 2014), it’s easy to be a gaymer or nerd.  Well, easy to pass yourself off as one for the social cachet.

It’s a funny thing, real nerds don’t like being called nerds.  Most of them had enough of that growing up, being teased for liking science or having basic literacy skills.  Take this story for an example.

I once had a job as a lifeguard in high school, and during my breaks I would read fantasy novels in the employee break room.  One of my older co-workers saw me reading some RA Salvatore novel and asked me if it was for school.  After I replied that it wasn’t, she seemed genuinely confused and then asked why I was reading it.  I explained that it was part of a larger series I liked and that it was compelling, but she had already stopped listening, given a heavily lilted “that’s weird,” and left the room.

Half Gem old


That was my experience of pursuing things in the nerd spectrum, and it certainly wasn’t rosy.  So whenever I hear someone proclaim through social media or even in person that they are “such a nerd lol!”, I assume odds are that they just enjoy the attention it brings when they say that.


Being a gaymer does not make you a nerd, and vice versa, and while it is nice to hear the mainstream embracing the things you thought/think are cool, it can be frustrating at times.  Simply playing Angry Birds or Fruit Ninja does not make you a hardcore gaymer.  Neither does remembering Duck Tales or Jem make you a nerd.

For the record, I like all of those things, but I don’t particularly care for dilettantes thinking they’re cute by labeling themselves as gaymers or nerds.  Subcultures aren’t exclusive country clubs, but everybody hates a tourist, especially when they have no real interest in the culture.

I welcome everyone to join me and other gaymers in enjoying our passions, but I invite them to realize that there’s a difference between Xzibit tweeting about being on Xbox Live and me spending two hours trying to craft a great D&D campaign for the next tabletop night with my friends (complete with maps of course).

P.S.: There are many non-poser gamers who are also famous.  Take Felicia Day

How’s that for nerdy?

– Brett


Please back the “Gaming In Color” Kickstarter!

Hey there!

If you haven’t heard about Gaming In Color, we urge you to go check it out, donate, and help spread the word.

We’re extremely excited that a film has come along (and has asked us to be a part of it) to help cronicle all the change that is being done by queer gamers and queer game developers, from dys4ia to QGCon, to Quiltbag, there has been a ton of amazing developments in queer game theory and growth in the LGBTQ gaming market and we feel that this film needs to happen.

We are eager to be a part of this film so that way all the hard work and energy that you have put in to make this convention SO much larger and better than originally planned can be captured – we want the world to see the power of thousands of Gaymers from across the world coming together and celebrating their queer geekiness.

If you can, please donate to Gaming In Color and help spread the word!

– We’ll be announcing a final list of Bosses of Honor/Artists within the month, send out a seperate email about panels (but submissions end this month) and more shortly!

Thanks for all your support –

Team GaymerX